ChicCritique

like i'm the only one judging what the world is wearing...
Thoughts on Laguna Beach, as I watch the 400th episode saved in my DVR: Is Jessica the biggest psycho ever, or the biggest psycho EH-VAH? Also, her boobs = WHA?? Kristin is such a manipulative skank, no? And already, in high-school? So wierd! Did she even have parents?? It’s difficult to believe that she did, as she was allowed to have SO MANY sleepover and visits to an assortment of guys. Talan was kind of flipping gorgeous, and Stephen…not so much. Decision made, Kristin. SO MUCH VON DUTCH (gag) (even though I for sure had some, but felt kind of douchey wearing it even then) LC: so weird to see the bad blonde hair, way too heavy eyeliner So many mid-drifts and bad shoes = 2004 (or whatever it was) How cute was Taylor?! Did all of her friends live in Kristin’s clothes (which weren’t even that great)? Weird. I’ve never known of so many high school (white) girls to have hair extensions! I totally forgot that Jason dated Jessica to begin with (also see: poor LC). I have more, but I’ve definitely devoted way too much time and thought to the LB for my lifetime (because I just got way too into this).

Thoughts on Laguna Beach, as I watch the 400th episode saved in my DVR:

  • Is Jessica the biggest psycho ever, or the biggest psycho EH-VAH?
  • Also, her boobs = WHA??
  • Kristin is such a manipulative skank, no? And already, in high-school? So wierd!
  • Did she even have parents?? It’s difficult to believe that she did, as she was allowed to have SO MANY sleepover and visits to an assortment of guys.
  • Talan was kind of flipping gorgeous, and Stephen…not so much. Decision made, Kristin.
  • SO MUCH VON DUTCH (gag) (even though I for sure had some, but felt kind of douchey wearing it even then)
  • LC: so weird to see the bad blonde hair, way too heavy eyeliner
  • So many mid-drifts and bad shoes = 2004 (or whatever it was)
  • How cute was Taylor?!
  • Did all of her friends live in Kristin’s clothes (which weren’t even that great)? Weird.
  • I’ve never known of so many high school (white) girls to have hair extensions!
  • I totally forgot that Jason dated Jessica to begin with (also see: poor LC).

I have more, but I’ve definitely devoted way too much time and thought to the LB for my lifetime (because I just got way too into this).

  1. grilledcheese said: Jessica was so crazy. LC foreva.
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