ChicCritique

like i'm the only one judging what the world is wearing...

And lest you be shocked by any grace or restraint that my last post may have shown, please know my internal crazy has not disappointed, because YOU KNOW I called some hoes and called them OUT.

AND I emailed all the others. (right, I said ALL. My husband is no player - he’s a geek, but he WORKED that angle, y’all.)

Trashy Chili’s waitress with drawn-on eyebrows and cliché sad divorcé coworker, you had it coming the second you fucked with my husband, knowing he had a wife much better than you.

Whores.

And just you wait, Coworker, because I WILL be at the “family” holiday party. Please HOPE that I don’t come across you and your ex-husband/new boyfriend/sorry point of proof that you weren’t interested in my man. Please, bitch, get off my life.

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