…not that I’ve been searching the interwebs for the last…two+ hours or anything, but,
What do I wear to the wedding of this guy with whom I was totally in love from age 12 to 22 (even though he really didn’t even get cute until I was 14, if we’re being honest)?
We have this weird history b/c I know he was into me for a while there too, but his dad married my aunt when I was 20, which kind of made him my cousin-in-law or something (gah - this sounds bad) (even though I only saw him, like twice a year during all that time) (I need to stop now, don’t I)…
This girl he’s marrying is the sketchiest thing ever (like, she stalked him when they started working together-sketchy) (like, he was thisclose to reporting her to HR for sexual harassment-sketchy) (like, she was engaged the whole time-sketchy) (and also, like, still got married in a huge princessy ordeal, hooked up with my crush-guy one night during happy hour, got divorced < 6 months later, moved into crush-guy’s (can’t I think of a better descriptor, and maybe one less middle school-y?) house immediately, even though he doesn’t think he ever asked her-sketchy).
Gosh, in rereading that, I have 100% affirmation that I could never have dealt with such a pushover of a guy in real life.
But I still want to look GOOD, you know?
Also, I bought the shoes, so you know I’ma werk those…
(It looks a little wonky in this pic, but a couple of the other sites didn’t have your size in stock.)
I will recommend, though, being fitted at a higher-end lingerie boutique, as I wear a 38F in most Le Mystere, which the super knowledgeable girls at Allure tipped me off to. Besides getting a MUCH more accurate fit than the know-nothings in black over at VS (seriously, they had me in everything from a 36D to a 42C over there and I just knew it wasn’t right), the salesgirls have the in on how different brands and fabrics wear. (For instance, lace stretches, so be sure to buy a snugger band size; also, bras should fit on the largest clasp because all bras stretch over time, FYI.)